Humour
A Happy New Year Sri Lankan style
May your happiness increase like the price of vegetables;
May your worries disappear like the greese yakas;
May your enemies be punished like Sarath Fonseka;
May you be protected like Duminda Silva;
May you be highly qualified in an instant like Namal Rajapaksa;
May your wealth and property increase like the Rajapaksa Brothers;
May you live a never ending life like the current presidency;
And may you be always victorious like the Rajapaksa Family;
Have a Happy New year like the one in Democratic Sri Lanka!!!