Humour

The Ideal husband

HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe  As laughter is said to be the best medicine, this page is dedicated to the entertainment of its readers.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. […]

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Wife swap

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
‘Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine […]

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DOG FOR SALE

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the
dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting […]

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Biblical Humour

Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? 
A.. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? 
A.. German Shepherds. 

Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? 
A.. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. 

Q… Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? 
A.. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went […]

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Aussie pride and Italian sagacity

HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe 
As laughter is said to be the best medicine, this page is dedicated to the entertainment of its readers.
 
 
 
Aussie Pride
Just imagine…
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If […]

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The Ideal husband

HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe  As laughter is said to be the best medicine, this page is dedicated to the entertainment of its readers. One day my housework-challenged ...

Humour

woman cartoon

Wife swap

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: ‘Dear ...

Humour

Topsy Boffin

DOG FOR SALE

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For ...

Humour

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Biblical Humour

Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?  A.. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?  A.. German Shepherds.  Q.. Who was the ...

Humour

Aussie pride and Italian sagacity

HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe  As laughter is said to be the best medicine, this page is dedicated to the entertainment of its readers.       Aussie Pride Just imagine… If you had ...