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Monthly Archives: September 2011
The Anti-China syndrome
The denunciatory critics of the Rajapakse Presidency are at total variance with the overwhelming majority of Sri Lankan people, not
only on domestic matters but also on Sri Lanka’s external relations. The recent Gallup poll reveals that 9 out of 10 Sri Lankans approve of President Rajapaksa’s leadership; a colossal 91% which significantly exceeds the share […]
Pastor’s salary
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another […]
Read MoreGrandparent mysteries
GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.
Beeeeeppp ….
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.
If you need […]
You think you had a bad day…
A father put his three-year old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
“God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma
and good-bye Grandpa.”
The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’
The little girl said, “I don’t know, Daddy. It just seemed like
the thing to do.”
The next […]
Prison vs work
IN PRISON
AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8’X10′ cell .
you spend most of your time in a 6’X8′ cubicle ..
IN PRISON
AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
IN PRISON
AT WORK
you get time off for good […]
Read MoreSmart ads
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
and……
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking … I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses …
He Drinks Straight […]
The MBA Professor explains…
A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
That’s – Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him – That’s Advertising.
3. Girl walks to […]
Too much into technology
And this is the best one
Read MoreDo you like being old?
As I’ve aged, I’ve become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend..
I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood
the great freedom that comes with aging.
Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM or […]
WC woes and a prayer chapel
In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an
English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay
in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was
concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, as
you know, a bathroom is commonly called a […]
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