Staff Correspondent | Published on September 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm

HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe

How to Know the Gender of a Fly?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

‘What are you doing?’
She asked.

‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.

‘Oh! Killing any?’
She asked.

‘Yep, 3 Males, 2 Females,’ he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.


‘How can you tell them apart?’
!He responded,


‘3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.’


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HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe How to Know the Gender of a Fly? A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ‘What are ...